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Jon Gruden’s Balls

January 23, 2010

As the NFL season approaches its culmination, I would like to express my gratitude for not having to look at Jon Gruden’s balls every Monday night for the next 7 months or so. Please stop allowing your pants to ride up so much that your pants firmly grip your genitalia for all of us to see in HD. Also, your commentary sucks. Please accept another coaching job.

Bloomberg Sets it Straight

January 23, 2010

Mayor Bloomberg offered the idea that Congress’ salary remain in escrow for a decade so that we could see how their policies play out. Thank you Mayor Bloomberg for highlighting how ridiculous recently implemented pay structures are.

What the Fuck Luke Wilson

January 23, 2010

Talk about reinventing your career in a terrible terrible way. You used to be the victim in Old School, Owen Wilson’s less funny brother, and that guy in.. well I don’t know or care what else you were in. Now you’re the fat faced face of AT&T and you constantly annoy America’s viewing audience with your commercials. Thank God for DVR so I only have to see your face in fast forward, which still is unpleasant. Please go back to cinematic obscurity.

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January 10, 2010

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